Advent Day 2, 2018: Write a Punk Rock Christmas Carol

TODAY, EACH OF US IS GOING TO WRITE A PUNK ROCK CHRISTMAS CAROL.

SIGNING BONUS IF YOU MENTION SELTZER OR INCORPORATE THE SOUND OF CARBONATION.

Here are some Ramones lyrics for inspo:

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Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight)
Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with
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Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight
Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight
Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with you
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Where is Santa at his sleigh?
Tell me why is it always this way?
Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen, baby?
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Merry Christmas, merry merry merry Christmas
All the children are tucked in their beds
Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads
Snowball fighting, it’s so exciting baby
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I love you and you love me
And that’s the way it’s got to be
I loved you from the start
‘Cause Christmas ain’t the time for breaking each other’s heart
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Where is Santa at his sleigh?
Tell me why is it always this way?
Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen, baby?
Merry Christmas, merry merry merry Christmas
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All the children are tucked in their beds
Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads
Snowball fighting, it’s so exciting baby
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Ay yeah yeah yeah
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I love you and you love me
And that’s the way it’s got to be
I knew it from the start
‘Cause Christmas ain’t the time for breaking each other’s heart
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Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with
Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with
Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight with you
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