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Advent Day 7: Carols, Cocktails, and Cookies a.k.a. Winterize the Song of the Summer

December 7, 2019 All day


Carols, Cocktails, and Cookies
a.k.a.
Winterize the Song of the Summer

Last year, our carol-off consisted of a day of writing punk-rock Christmas songs. This year, we’re back on a family classic: winterize the Song of the Summer. And by “Winterize,” I mean, “Chrismassify.”

This year’s Song of the Summer is insanely easy to identify: the one and only “Old Town Road.” I don’t think it’s going to be too hard to get some Christmas action in on this ditty:

Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more (Kio, Kio)

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that’s black to match
Ridin’ on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain’t been up off that porch, now

Can’t nobody tell me nothin’
You can’t tell me nothin’
Can’t nobody tell me nothin’
You can’t tell me nothin’

Ridin’ on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin’ and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on…

Along with, Blaise and I will make some cocktails. [I’m dying to perfect a Manhattan…so it will likely be a Manhattan!] And the kids will have plenty of their favourite Reverse Chip Brookie Cookies to take with them down the old-town road, or the Noël town road, or wherever it is they end up parking their reindeer!

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December 7, 2019
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